Uncle John's Creature Feature Bathroom Reader for Kids Only

Do you have the nerve to read this book? The editors at the Bathroom Readers' Institute took the wackiest stories from three great kids "Bathroom Readers" -- "Strange & Scary," "Under the Slimy Sea," and "Wild & Woolly" -- and packed them into these pages. Only kids with the strongest hearts (and stomachs) will be able to handle all the gross facts, ghost stories, animal tales, slimy creatures, color illustrations, and beastly jokes inside these pages. Go hog-wild and read about the World's Smelliest Sneaker, Dog-sized Horses and Horse-sized Dogs, The Great Ball of Snot, An Armadillo Invasion and a Turtle Traffic Jam, Zombies, Bigfoot, and "the Mothman," How to Make Your Own Mummy, Why Polar Bears Don't Eat Penguins, Vengeful Ghosts and Haunted Castles, and much more! Don't say we didn't warn you!